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Dear,

[_] Inferior being
[_] n00blet
[_] Ye who hath incurred mine wrath
[_] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee
[_] Lulz cow
[_] Other (Please specify)

You are being flamed because:

[_] You exist
[_] You posted an accusation with no proof
[_] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk
[_] You posted a me > u thread
[_] You broke our Captain Planet summons
[_] You posted a worthless thread
[_] You continued a long, stupid thread
[_] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[_] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] You haven't read the TOS
[_] You made baby Jesus cry
[_] You don't know which board to post in
[_] You just plain suck
[_] You posted false information
[_] You posted something totally uninteresting
[_] You double posted
[_] You killed a kitten
[_] You double posted false, totally uninteresting information while killing a kitten
[_] You're spamming MY thread
[_] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[_] You posted racist crap
[_] You ARE racist crap
[_] You are crap
[_] I don't like your tone of voice
[_] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[_] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[_] u use 2 much txt tlk
[_] You insulted the power of Fwee
[_] You’re breathing too much of my Oxygen
[_] Other (please Specify)

In punishment, you must:
[_]Give up your new user account
[_] Cease and desist all idiocy and stupidity at once
[_] Shut up and get the hell out
[_] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] Actually post something relevant
[_] Read the ****ing TOS
[_] Read the ****ing TOS again
[_] Call Barack Obama and inform him he sucks
[_] Call Chuck Norris and inform him he sucks
[_] Lick a frozen telephone pole
[_] Go to your room with no supper
[_] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[_] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[_] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[_] Take a bath in bleach
[_] Drink out of a spitoon
[_] Get off of my internets
[_] All of the above
[_] All of the above at once
[_] Other (Please specify)

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[_] Fwee
[_] Pweef
[_] Rawr
[_] Go die
[_] I r winar
[_] 1 R 1337
[_] lolpwnt
[_] GG no re
[_] Bite me
[_] Get a life
[_] Me > u
[_] Never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
[_] NOBODY EXPECTS JINJO
[_] n00b
[_] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your **** somewhere else
[_] shut up and get the hell out
[_] Learn to post or get the hell out
[_] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] Quit your whining and bake me some ham
[_] kthxbai
[_] DO A BARREL ROLL
[_] :U
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)

Signed:

[_] The commitee for a dumbass-free GFAQs.
[_] The Spanish Inquisition
[_] Your mom
[_] Jesus
[_] Baby Jesus
[_] Hilary Clinton
[_] The Catholic Church
[_] Captain Crunch
[_] Me, stupid
[_] All of the above
[_] Other (Please specify)